Cheating on the Cheap

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Are you fooling around with a co-worker? Do you have frequent dalliances with your spouse's friend? If so, finding places to cheat could prove sticky. Wining and dining your secret love might be impossible - whether you just don't want to, or can't because of a tight budget.

Whatever your reasons for cheating, be aware that acts of indiscretion often come with unforeseen responsibilities. Even short-term affairs require time, money and careful planning. And if you're not exactly rolling in the dough, finding economical ways to get your grove on can be rough.

The following tips can help you keep your wallet in your pocket-even while your zipper's down:

Borrow It
Got a good buddy who knows about your extramarital affair? If so, you might be able to borrow his place and conduct business there. But before you make a request, make sure to ask yourself a few questions:

- Do I trust my friend?
- Will my request offend him?
- Are our spouses friendly?
- Will he use this information against me?

If your friend offers you the use of his home, be sure follow whatever rules he lays down. Don't take advantage of him. If he feels used, bitter feelings could lead him to out you. If at all possible, beg a favor from a fellow cheater-he'll be sure to understand your plight and probably won't give you any problems about using his space. And because he's a cheater, he'll be less likely to 'slip up' and tell anyone about your arrangement!
 
Comp It
If you're cheating, you definitely have the heart of a gambler. You're already playing a high-stakes game, so why not schedule some trysts in gambling towns? Las Vegas and Atlantic City are just a couple of places cheaters can have fun and feel welcomed. Casinos usually provide free drinks, and often, free rooms! If you're a frequent hotel guest or business traveler, getting free room is usually easy. Not a frequent player or businessman? Then become a 'complainer'. Legitimate complaints-overbooking, reservations that weren't honored, or shabby service-all go a long way. Hotels want to keep your business and they're often willing to pay for your pleasure.

If gambling's not your thing, your job might be the ticket to lodging freebies. Travel agents, freelance journalists, and other industry insiders are often given free rooms for business reasons. Mix business with pleasure without breaking the bank.

Most of us see our money eaten up by monthly bills, household expenses, and credit card payments. Unless you can really afford it, affairs need never tax your wallet. But be cautious! Cheating on the cheap may save you lots of money, but if you're careless or overconfident, you could still get caught!
 
Rough It
Affairs with coworkers, close family friends or neighbors can be risky. Depending on your job, office sex might be the way to go. Isolated hallways, bathrooms, conferences rooms and elevators are all great places in which to be romantic-after hours. The two of you will also get off knowing that you might get caught-adding to your passion.

If you like taking chances, lunch-hour quickies in nearby motels could provide a lusty outlet. If a motel is impossible, drop a few bucks for a movie. Being in a dark theater in tight seats can definitely provide a lusty - if quick - outlet for passion. Knowing others might be watching could also add to the thrill.

Car-sex has been around since the invention of the automobile, but it can be an iffy proposition, unless you live in a remote area. Choose your lover's lane wisely, or else you might find a police flashlight shining in your face.

Warm weather is also great for cheapie affairs. For those who don't mind getting a little dirty, parks and beaches provide opportune places for outdoor lovin'.
 
Quick Tips
• Seek isolated areas for quickies
• Take your affair outside for maximum heat
• Ask a trusted friend to provide a meeting place
• Use your hobby or business to gain free pleasure